return {
    -- Seasons
    ["1"] = "Season 1",
    ["2"] = "Season 2",
    ["3"] = "Season 3",
    crossover = "Crossover shorts",
    pub = "[[:Category:Publications (real world)|Publications]]",
    game = "[[:Category:Video games|Games]]",
    -- Intro
    intro = "Intro: \"[[Danny Phantom Opening]]\"",
    -- Season 1
    all1 = "Every episode of [[:Category:Season_1_episodes|Season 1]]",
    ["MM"] = "101. \"[[Mystery Meat]]\"",
    ["PB"] = "102. \"[[Parental Bonding]]\"",
    ["OoaK"] = "103. \"[[One of a Kind]]\"",
    ["AotKGS"] = "104. \"[[Attack of the Killer Garage Sale]]\"",
    ["SI"] = "105. \"[[Splitting Images]]\"",
    ["WYW"] = "106. \"[[What You Want]]\"",
    ["BR"] = "107. \"[[Bitter Reunions]]\"",
    ["PoL"] = "108. \"[[Prisoners of Love]]\"",
    ["MBK"] = "109. \"[[My Brother's Keeper]]\"",
    ["SoG"] = "110. \"[[Shades of Gray]]\"",
    ["FtF"] = "111. \"[[Fanning the Flames]]\"",
    ["TotY"] = "112. \"[[Teacher of the Year]]\"",
    ["FN"] = "113. \"[[Fright Night]]\"",
    ["13"] = "114. \"[[13]]\"",
    ["PE"] = "115. \"[[Public Enemies]]\"",
    ["LiL"] = "116. \"[[Lucky in Love]]\"",
    ["MI"] = "117. \"[[Maternal Instinct]]\"",
    ["LL"] = "118. \"[[Life Lessons]]\"",
    ["MDG"] = "119. \"[[The Million Dollar Ghost]]\"",
    ["CF"] = "120. \"[[Control Freaks]]\"",
    -- Season 2
    all2 = "Every episode of [[:Category:Season_2_episodes|Season 2]]",
    ["MB"] = "201. \"[[Memory Blank]]\"",
    ["DD"] = "202. \"[[Doctor's Disorders]]\"",
    ["PR"] = "203. \"[[Pirate Radio]]\"",
    ["RS"] = "204. \"[[Reign Storm]]\"",
    ["IC"] = "206. \"[[Identity Crisis]]\"",
    ["TFM"] = "207. \"[[The Fenton Menace]]\"",
    ["TUE"] = "208. \"[[The Ultimate Enemy]]\"",
    ["FBC"] = "210. \"[[The Fright Before Christmas]]\"",
    ["SW"] = "211. \"[[Secret Weapons]]\"",
    ["FWD"] = "212. \"[[Flirting With Disaster]]\"",
    ["MMT"] = "213. \"[[Micro Management]]\"",
    ["BM"] = "214. \"[[Beauty Marked]]\"",
    ["KT"] = "215. \"[[King Tuck]]\"",
    ["MoAT"] = "216. \"[[Masters of All Time]]\"",
    ["KS"] = "217. \"[[Kindred Spirits]]\"",
    ["DCMH"] = "218. \"[[Double Cross My Heart]]\"",
    ["RT"] = "219. \"[[Reality Trip]]\"",
    -- Season 3
    all3 = "Every episode of [[:Category:Season_3_episodes|Season 3]]",
    ["E4E"] = "301. \"[[Eye for an Eye]]\"",
    ["IR"] = "302. \"[[Infinite Realms]]\"",
    ["GNO"] = "303. \"[[Girls' Night Out]]\"",
    ["ToT"] = "304. \"[[Torrent of Terror]]\"",
    ["FP"] = "305. \"[[Forever Phantom]]\"",
    ["UJ"] = "306. \"[[Urban Jungle]]\"",
    ["L'L"] = "307. \"[[Livin' Large]]\"",
    ["BUF"] = "308. \"[[Boxed Up Fury]]\"",
    ["FM"] = "309. \"[[Frightmare]]\"",
    ["CotW"] = "310. \"[[Claw of the Wild]]\"",
    ["DS"] = "311. \"[[D-Stabilized]]\"",
    ["PP"] = "312. \"[[Phantom Planet]]\"",
    -- Crossovers
    TFOP = "[[The Fairly Odd Phantom]]",
    -- Publications
    allpub = "Every [[:Category:Publications (real world)|publication]]",
    NM = "[[Nickelodeon Magazine]]",
    SF = "[[Stage Fright]]",
    SG = "[[Style Guide]]",
    TFOPc = "[[The Fairly Odd Phantom (comic)|The Fairly Odd Phantom]]",
    -- Games
    allgame = "Every [[:Category:Video games|game]]",
    DPAJ = "[[Action Jack]]",
    DPTUE = "[[Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy]]",
    DPUJ = "[[Danny Phantom: Urban Jungle]]",
    DPDD = "[[Dueling Decks]]",
    DPFI = "[[Fill-Ins]]",
    DPFFA = "[[Freak For All]]",
    DPFF = "[[Fright Flight]]",
    DPGF = "[[Ghost Frenzy]]",
    DPGS = "[[Ghost Sweep]]",
    DPJB = "Jungle Brawl",
    NIFC = "[[Nick Football Champions]]",
    NINSUBB = "[[Nick's Not So Ultimate Boss Battles]]",
    NISI = "[[Nick Scene It?]]",
    NIVJJ = "[[Nick Video Jigsaw Jam!]]",
    NIKR = "[[Nickelodeon Kart Racers 2: Grand Prix]]",
    NIPP = "Nickelodeon Power Packed",
    NITC = "Nickelodeon Trivia Challenge",
    NIAI = "[[Nicktoons Android Invasion]]",
    NIAotT = "[[Nicktoons: Attack of the Toybots]]",
    NIB = "[[Nicktoons Basketball]]",
    NIBFVI = "[[Nicktoons: Battle for Volcano Island]]",
    NIDOCO = "[[Nicktoons: Dance Off, Clash On!]]",
    NIGloD = "[[SpongeBob SquarePants featuring Nicktoons: Globs of Doom]]",
    NIFFF = "[[Nicktoons Freeze Frame Frenzy]]",
    NIH = "[[Nicktoons HoverZone]]",
    NIMG = "Nicktoons Mini Golf",
    NIMLB = "[[Nicktoons MLB]]",
    NIMo = "Nicktoons Movin",
    NINi = "[[Nicktoons Nitro]]",
    NISM = "[[Nicktoons Slimeball Multiplayer]]",
    NISC = "Nicktoons: Summer Camp",
    NISMGM = "[[Nicktoons Superstuffed: Mini Game Mania]]",
    NISMGM2 = "[[Nicktoons Superstuffed: Mini Game Mania 2]]",
    NU = "[[Nicktoons Unite!]]",
    NIWCR = "[[Nicktoons Winners Cup Racing]]",
    NITr = "[[Nicktropolis]]",
    DPPT = "[[Pixel Town]]",
    DPPtPe = "[[Portal Peril]]",
    DPPrFr = "[[Prom Fright]]",
    DPSuBr = "[[Super Brawl]]",
    DPSuBr2 = "[[Super Brawl 2]]",
    DPSuBrS = "[[Super Brawl Summer]]",
    DPSuBrU = "[[Super Brawl Universe]]",
    DPSuBrW = "[[Super Brawl World]]",
    DPSFB = "[[Super Fall Brawl]]",
    DPSMPH = "[[Super Mini Puzzle Heroes]]",
    DPTUEFO = "[[The Ultimate Enemy Face-off]]",
    DPUJR = "[[Urban Jungle Rumble]]",
    DPWS = "[[Word Search]]",
    -- Sidenotes
    nl = "no lines",
    f = "flashback",
    fnl = "flashback, no lines",
    u = "uncredited",
    m = "mentioned",
    p = "pictured",
    l = [[<span title="Any dolls, puppets, models, or other facsimiles of
    characters" style="cursor:help; border-bottom:1px dotted;">likeness</span>]]
}